I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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