I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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