I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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