all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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