Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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