after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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