I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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