I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize
