No awkward lesbian experiences without me
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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