Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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