And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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