Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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