it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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