he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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