Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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