Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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