That's intense
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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