i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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