last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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