based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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