She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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