Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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