He told me they were just razor bumps!
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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