just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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