I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Randomize
