I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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