Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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