Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Randomize
