when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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