Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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