operation harelip BJ is a go
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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