Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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