You're so nebulous sometimes
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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