he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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