# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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