Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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