Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
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You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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