I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I met the friendliest cop last night
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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