She said her name was "party"
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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