found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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