No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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