I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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