i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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