In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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