I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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