office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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