fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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