Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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