dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Is this like a preordered booty call?
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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