Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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