I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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