you're like a bully in the Christmas story
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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