I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
it was like eating out sand paper
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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