I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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