Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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